Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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