And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Just puked most of my soul out..
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