I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Threesome in a minivan. New low
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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