Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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