he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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