I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
It was confusing and full of hummus
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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