Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
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