I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
This beer is not sobering me up at all
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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