C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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