Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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