Sponge bath it is.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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