Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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