I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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