Banned from zoo.
Again?
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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