paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I think I am morally bankrupt
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
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