fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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