I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
Randomize
