everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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