Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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