Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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