so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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