So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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