so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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