1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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