their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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