I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
my sisters under your porch take her home
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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