Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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