My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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