Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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