The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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