i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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