D3 body, D1 cock
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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