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Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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