"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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