return my video game
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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