i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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