One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
