I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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