i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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