I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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