the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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