But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
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My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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