i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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