Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Randomize
