Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Randomize
