Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I know her cup size but not her name....
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