Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Farmville is her only friend.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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