i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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