Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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