the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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