Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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